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THOUGHT OF THE DA


THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Sceince kehti hai pani boil KRNy se germs mar jatay hain..
science ko yeh to batao k germs ki LASHAIN tou pani mein hi rehti hain na

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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