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THOUGHT OF THE DA
THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Sceince kehti hai pani boil KRNy se germs mar jatay hain..
science ko yeh to batao k germs ki LASHAIN tou pani mein hi rehti hain na
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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Once a sardar sees crowd surrounding an accident place. He was curious to see what has happened and who has got hurt but, due to the crowd, he couldn't watch it. He was clever sardar, so he got an idea.. He started shouting 'he is my father.. move... he is my father'. Crowd suddenly gave his a way to go inside. and, He sees a 'Donkey' lying there..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukar- Sahab, aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi
jaisa lagta hai., kya khilate ho....??
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Malik- Nalayak, wo kutta nahi,
mera beta hai , Engineering kar raha hai aur
aaj-kal Exams ho rahe hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg
bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan
fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
MORAL:
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE
MARTE HAIN…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found
himself in the woman's locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks,
with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then
asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen
a little boy
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki
koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”.
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Flight ka Pilot !!
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D
jo samjh gye wo thoko Likes..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)