Inspector to Banta:
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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2nd jalai, na jali.
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Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)