I gave a moving performance
Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 855 views
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Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me
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PATHAN to nahi?
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Agley din inspector chemist key paas aaya or poocha: Tumhein kaisey pata chala key nuskha jaali hey?
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Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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