Girl to Dr,”Maine galti se apni Bhabhi ki
Girl to Dr,”Maine galti se
apni Bhabhi ki Unwanted-72 i-Pills kha li, kya kru?”
Dr,”mazay se ghoomo,
Dosto ko khush kro, 72 ghanto k liye Prepaid ho gayi ho !!”
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