Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se Takrake Ek Tota Behosh Ho Gaya.

Aadmi Ne Uspar Taras Khaya Aur Tote Ko Uthake Ghar Le Aaya.

Ussne Usse Pinjre Mein Rakha Dawayi Lagayi Or Khana Diya.

Tota Jab Jaaga To Ek Dum Se Hairani Hoke Bola

Tota: “Aaila Jail…? Wo Car Wala Mar Gaya Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views

Ek riksha k piche likha

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia.

Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I Am A Good Actor And I Like To Work

1st Sardar: I am a good actor and I like to work
in films.

2nd Sardar: What role do you like the most?

1st Sardar: Chicken role.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pagal Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga

Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…..
1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia
Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….?
Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…?
Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi
DR: Good Good Phir….?
Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga..
.

Phir

.
Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga.
Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Agle Janam Ka Moh Achha Nahi

Santa Market Ja Raha The Achanak Ek Ladki Usse Takrai Aur Boli.

Ladki Muskurate Hue: “I Am Sorry”

Santa Khush Hote Hue: “I Am

Santa Singh, Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Izat kam hojati hai

Sardar:yar to ne school ana kiun chor dia?
Punjabi:yar abu kehta hai aik jagah bar bar jane se izat kam ho jati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)