APPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt

APPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
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Admi:
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Bcha:
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Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
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Santa ek deaar k aath khra soso ker rha tha

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main
masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
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