APPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt
APPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
Similar Jokes
Mor(Peacock) Morni ko
kiss karne laga.
Morni use rok k idhar
udhar dekhnelagi,
Mor: Kya hua Janu?
Morni : Dekh rahi hu aas
pass Discovry wale to
nahi hai,
Saale MMS bana lete hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don't worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna
mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega
Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita
ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU
bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin
bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Dunia buri ho sakti hai tum nai,
log bure ho sakte hain tum nai,
dunia bewafa ho skti hai tum nai,
pagal theak ho sakte hain par tum nai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.
by Aaliya Umer (few years ago!)
Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyoki Wo Boli:" Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta.... Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. "
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
('_')
<) )>
_! !_ .... mere se dialogue
bazi...:p :O
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.
Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se
gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.
Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.
Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi
harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki
tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.
Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota
peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Ek Number Milaya, To Aage Se Ek Computrizd Female Voice Aayi.
“Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai”
Santa: “Arrey Balance Ko Goli Maar Janu, Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kafi Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chotoo, Motoo se: teri dukan pe mitthai rkhi hai tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta.
Motoo: Yar krta to bohat hai par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu:-p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)