Sardar is greater than newton
Sardar is far gr8r thn newton. check this out
Sir: wen v throw a ball in d air, y does it cum down?
Sardar: There is nobody in the air to catch the ball..!!:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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