Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.
Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?
Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Tere Papa Tailor Hai

Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or
Teri Shirt Fati Hai,

Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Operation Or Postmortem

Nurse: Udas kyu baithe ho sir?

Bhullakad Doctor: Dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, Woh patient mar gaya.

Nurse: Arey woh to postmortem case tha sir.

Bhullakad Doctor: Toh main subah kiska postmortem kiyaa tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In exam hall a girl 2 santa

In exam hall a girl 2 santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi."

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:

"The"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)