Boss to santa

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 709 views
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For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."

Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main khubsorat hoti ja rahi hon

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

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wife:
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by Raju (few years ago!)
Usko paane ke liye mein

Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Sardi me raat 3 baje pani me baraf daal k naha liya jaye to rang gora ho jata hai sb kehte hain kia norani chehra hai .
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Marhoom kaa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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Wife:Samne wale ghar me Miya Biwi k bich kuch fight chal rhi he. Aap 1bar jaiye na

Husbnd:Me 1 do bar gya tha.Shayad ye usi ka natija hai! ;)

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Aaya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par…

Parchay Me Sab Ny Chehra mera Bana Diya…

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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Qulo k sath valima

“Sheikh ki wife:

Agar main marr gai to kitne arse baad shadi kro gey?

Sheikh:

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5 missed calls from your bestfrnd
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you.. ^_^
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5 missed calls from your
Girlfriend/ Boyfriend means they
miss u... ?
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But...
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5 missed calls from HOME means...
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Ek Admi Ne Apni Wife Ko Letter Likha Ke Begum is Month Salary Nahi MiLi Salary ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej Raha Ho I LOVE U

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Aapka Letter Mila Salary ke Badle 100 KISS milay 16 Kiss Sabzi waLay ko diye 29 KISS school k principal ko DiyeDoodh wala 7 kiss Pe Razi Nahi Hua Usko 12 kiss Dene Paray Malik Makan To KISS Pe Razi Hi Nahi Hua THa USko kiss K Sath Jhappi Bhi Deni Pari Mahina Aram Se Guzar Gaya Dont Worry I LOVE U 2

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Pagal: Motorway Pe Cigerate Pite Huye Bhag Raha Tha

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