Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:

Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
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B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 869 views
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