Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley, “Aap ko to ainak ki zaroorat bohat arsey sey thee, laikin aap nazar test kerwaney aaj aaey hein”
“Kamaal hey”, mareez ney hairaan ho ker kaha, “Aap ko yeh baat muaina kerney sey pehley hi maloom ho gyee, aap yaqeenan intehai tajarba kaar doctor hein”
Doctor: “Is mein tajarbey ki koi khaas baat nahi, agar aap bahar laga hua board parh saktey to aap ko maloom ho jaata key mein mahir-e-imraaz-e-niswaan hoon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 539 views

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.

Mangetar (Khushi Se):

“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Ha?”

Chor:

“3 Saal Qaid aur beshmar littar.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Aur Us Ki GF

Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why do you want

Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
Ali : I want to be married .
Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl and Doctor

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
.
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
.
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Musharraf joined Pakistani army

Musharraf joined Pakistani army and was given a gun.

Musharraf asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.

Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)