Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley

Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley, “Aap ko to ainak ki zaroorat bohat arsey sey thee, laikin aap nazar test kerwaney aaj aaey hein”
“Kamaal hey”, mareez ney hairaan ho ker kaha, “Aap ko yeh baat muaina kerney sey pehley hi maloom ho gyee, aap yaqeenan intehai tajarba kaar doctor hein”
Doctor: “Is mein tajarbey ki koi khaas baat nahi, agar aap bahar laga hua board parh saktey to aap ko maloom ho jaata key mein mahir-e-imraaz-e-niswaan hoon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 583 views
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