Apne aare doston ko bhol gaya tha...
Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha
lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 902 views
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‘*KANWARA GHAZAL *
Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan
Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
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Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye
Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do
Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye
kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye
Dedicated to all kanwara
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