Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne

Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhi

Dekha?
Raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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