Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?

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