Daadi marte hue :Beta me apna farm,:-):-):-)
6tractor,:-):-):-)
50 janwar :-):-):-
&
22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon.
Beta: dadi ye sub hay kahan?

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facebook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views

Garib Parosi

Ek Bacha Dorta Howa Ghar Aya
Aur Maa Se Kaha:
Hamare Parose Kis Kadar Garib Hai
Un K Bache Ne Ek Rupe Ka Sika Nigal Liya Hai
Aur Wo Sub Ro Rahe Hai…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap ne Bete ki Talashi Li

Baap ne Bete ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,Daru ki Botal or Ladkiyo k Mbl no. Nikle.Baap ne Bahut Mara-Kbse Chal Rha h Sb?Beta Rote Hue-Papa Ye Jacket Apka hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Paise Kaise Bachaye, Santa Se Sikhe

Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behes Ho Rahi Thi.

Banta: “Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon Par Akela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye”

Santa: “Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Mene Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)