Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.

Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.

Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.

Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.

Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views

Dreaming

PUPIL: Teacher, it's the last day of school. This is
the day I've been dreaming about for a long time.
TEACHER: I know You did a lot of that dreaming in
class.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr Dial kr rha thaBanta-ye tum kya kr rahe ho?yar me dekh raha hu gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya

Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??

Shit ab phir se girna padega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bahut kamina tha

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)