Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.
Mehman:wo Kese?
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 579 views

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.

*LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.

"FÄRÄZ".

Ye keh kr Wo Meri Ankh py "Mukka" Mar k bhag gai!
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Dekh yr PAGAL ki Bachi ko.....
Bolti hai k

12 Mahiney me
12 Tareeqey se Tujh pe Pyar Lutaon gi Main

Abi to ek Tareeqa howa hai or 11 baki hai:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,

Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha

Santa: Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

B.Com final year

Beautiful Girl
A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lub pe aati hy dua ban k

Lub pe ÅÅti hy duÅ bÅn k tamanna meri,

Sim band hojae allah kare teri,

Dur Dunya me mere sms se ujala hojae,

Jo muje sms na kare uska rang kala hojae,

Hy mera kam faqiro ko sms karna,

Knjuso or garibo k inbox bhrna,

Mere Allah inhe b ab gerat ajae,

Ye sms parhte hi inka b sms ajae…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)