Police:tmne ye boardnai parha k
Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:tmne ye board
nai parha k poti krna skht mana hy
Pathan: O yara humne sakht nai naram ki hy,ungli
mar k dekhlo.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views
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