2 Friends Jungle Main Bathroom Kar Rahay Thay,
Achanak SHER Agaya.
1st Friend: Oye Tu Dar Tou Nhi Raha Na?
2nd Friend: Nahi Nahi Yaar, Main Tou Nahi Dar Raha…
1st Friend: Tou Phir Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha…..:O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 797 views

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:

Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL:

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Izzat Barha Saktein Hain

Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kutton Ki Sachhi Kahani

Ek Kutta Diwar Pe Mut Raha Tha Ki Tabhi Diwaar Gir Gayi Aur Kutta Marr Gaya,

Tabi Se Kutton Ne Decied Kiya Ke

“Susu Karte Waqt Ek Taang Se Diwaar Ko Sahara Diya Karenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once More Frnds

Once More Frnds

Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya,
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"Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na
Use Karti Hon,
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Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)