2 Friends Jungle Main

2 Friends Jungle Main Bathroom Kar Rahay Thay,
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1st Friend: Oye Tu Dar Tou Nhi Raha Na?
2nd Friend: Nahi Nahi Yaar, Main Tou Nahi Dar Raha…
1st Friend: Tou Phir Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha…..:O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 797 views
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