Draving a jeep

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle
Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?
Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 956 views
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