Sardar
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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