Sardar
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 547 views
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Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One day pappu was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
Pappu : I give up. I was searching for our wedding certificate.
Wife : But why? Why you are searching…….
Pappu : I was searching for the expiry dates…..
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wife: Zara Mujay Apna Mobile Dikhana.
Husband: Wait,
Us Ko me on To Kr Lu.
Delete Videos
Delete Pictures
Delete Private Folders
Delete Nmbers
Delete All Messages
Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete .
Format Memory Card .
Yeh Lo… .
Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaye Hn… Bs Time He Dekhna Tha, THnX
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Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho
jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?
WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se
acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.
Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:
Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Salesman:Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar :Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Subha-Subha Sair Karte Hue Jungle Ki Taraf Ja Pahuncha,
Wahaa Usne Ek Saamp Ko Ped Par Latka Hua Dekha, Aur Hass Ke Samp Se Bola.
Santa: “Oye, Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)