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Marriage is a lot like going

Santa: Marriage is a lot like going to restaurant. U order what u want. And when u see what d other fellow has, u wish u had asked 4 that instead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apki Love Marriage hui thi na.

Beta - "Apki Love Marriage hui thi na."
Papa - "ha par tumhe kaise pata."
Beta - "Apki Shadi aur meri Date of Birth me sirf 4 mahine ka Farq hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chand kahan hai?

GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai? Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.:-|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Children whom do u hate

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?

LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?

LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?

GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?
BF-2,Ek Tum Aur Ek Upar

After Marriage:
Bv-Chand Kitne Hote He?

Pati-Andhi Ho?
Wo Uper Kharbooza Nazar Aa raha He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Man before marriage

A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spider man.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What's the similarity

What's the similarity between Marriage & 11.59pm?
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Simple dono ke bad 12 bajte Hai...... Aur.....Din badal jate hain..!!!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Tiger was giving wedding party

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..

A Cat came there and danced.

Tiger asked who r u ?

Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar

American says " In America, marriages can happen with Emails...."
Sardarji "In India, marriages happen with fe-mails.... !!!"

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Chaand ki AAN ho Tum

Love Before Marriage:
Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,...
Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,


Love After Marriage:
Baighairtaa.... Aaj Tu nahi ya Main nahi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta ask santa

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage.

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar : Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
On first night after marriage

On first night after marriage

Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.

Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.

Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is the similarity

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?

Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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