A Man before marriage

A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spider man.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views
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