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Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?
Student: Marriage
Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom
Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride
Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law
Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson
Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!
by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A lecturer delivering a talk on the demoralizing effect of legal separation said, "Love is a quest; the proposal a request; the giving in marriage a bequest; the actual marriage, a conquest."
"What is a divorce?" a voice from back asked.
Swift as lightning came the reply,"Ah, that's the inquest."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.
At the party, everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded “When we were first married, we came to an agreement to share. I would make all the major decisions, and my wife would make all the minor decisions.”
“But do you know what I just realized?”
“In 60 years of marriage I don’t think we have never needed to make a major decision.”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.
The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.
But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."
"Yes, this is June."
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)