Banta ask santa
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views
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itne
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For exmpale
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Maa:Tu Apne Baal Kyun Nhi Katwata?
Baita:You Know Mom It’s Fashion:
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Maa:O BEGERATA
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Hazraat ...aik zaroori ellan suniye ...
aik orat jiski omer 62 saal hai ...har baar ki tarah
is baar bhi ghar say bhaag gaye hai ...
maa ka naam WAPDA hai ...aur baap ka KESC
batati hai ...
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oske susraal bhijwa dain ...
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AWAAM
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1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to
socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly
inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha
Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net
b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi
Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti
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White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga
*~~InShaLLaH~~*
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So Jate Hain Bed pr KitaabeN or Notes Bikhair kr
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Students Kabhi Neend ki Goli khaya nhi krte.
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