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Love Marriage Vs Arrange Marriage

Arrange Marriage Karoge To:
1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh
Badlega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love Mariage ka Matlb Apni Girlfrnd

Love Mariage ka Matlb Apni Girlfrnd Ko Wife
Bnana
Arange Marriage Ka Matlb
SoChO
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KiSi Or Ki Girlfrnd ko Wife

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Arranged marriage is Like u are walking

Arranged marriage is Like u are walking
&
unfortunately a snake bites u…..!!
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.Love marriage is
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Dancing in front of a cobra & say
Kaat ..kaat ..kaat naaa..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau

Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau
Shuru Kiya Hai
Shadi Ke Liye 1 Dabayen,Mangni Ke Liye 2 Dabaye
Suresh:Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Kya Dabaye?
Funny Ramesh: Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Pehle Waali
Patni Ka Gala Dabye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy kissed her girlfriend

Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in
a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be
after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already
married.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is the similarity between marriageand 11:59 pm?

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage
and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal
jate hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
There was a discusses

there was a discussion between love n arranged
marriage which at last was concluded by comparin
them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or
is being murdered.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love Marriage Ka Matlab

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana

Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab ?

KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Bnana.

Toba Toba. . .! :o :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu After Marriage

Pappu After Marriage :
pehle wo meri GF thi
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Me bolta tha, wo sunti thi :)
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phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha :P
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jab wo meri BIWI bani
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Hum dono bolte hai
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Mohalla sunta hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
On first night after marriage

On first night after marriage
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Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi
hai.
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Husband : I thinK because this is
your first night.
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Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…:p
Samajhdaar Log agye forward karain
Baki pogo dekho..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Happily marriage

How do you express two words,with exactly the
opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any
guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
boy friend before marriage?

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent
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Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
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Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa... gin-ney to de.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
after few years of marriage

husband apni wife sey.
"jaan ummmmm don't you like kids
Wife "i love them chotey chotey terbuz k munh waley bchey.
After few years of marriage
wife "oye utha ley kbhi tu bhi isko tu ney bhi paida kiya hey koi mene internet se download nahi kiya

by rida (few years ago!)
Love after Marriage

Biwi apne shohar se: Tum tau kehtay thay k shadi k baad bhi mujhe bht pyaar karogay...
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Shohar: Tau mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se hi ho jayegi :D :D :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
JIN in Marriage Ceremony

shadi ki taqreb ma JIN agaya....
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JIN ko dekhtay hi Larrkiyon ki cheekhein nikal gaein....
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aik baba ji ne larkiyon ko wuzu krnay ko kaha...
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Larrkiyan wuzu kar k ayen tau...
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JIN ki cheikhein nikal gaien... :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
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