Chaand ki AAN ho Tum
Love Before Marriage:
Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,...
Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,
Love After Marriage:
Baighairtaa.... Aaj Tu nahi ya Main nahi...
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