Sardar
American says " In America, marriages can happen with Emails...."
Sardarji "In India, marriages happen with fe-mails.... !!!"
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 667 views
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
"Colgate" se daant saaf krain
"pepsodent" se mazboot krain
''closeup" se fresh krain
or agar phir bhi white na hoon to bina sharmae..
"HARPIC" use krain:)
by imran (few years ago!)
Santa: Why didn’t you marry?
Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.
Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.
Santa: Then?
Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola
Santa: “Ek Kala Bulb Dena”
Dukandar: “Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?”
Santa: “Yaar, Dopeher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Zyada Hogi
Tmhari Har Awaz Hamare Lye Wada Hogi
Tum B Sun Lo Kaan Khol K
Jisne Dosti Pehle Tori
Uski pitai B Sab Se Zyada Hogi ;)
by imran (few years ago!)
Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..
Tumhare paas kya hai ??
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Gharib aadmi:” mere paas 1 beta
hai,
jiski girlfriend teri beti hai…:P:P
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, wen i m happy no 1 c my smile lekin… sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay to sab dekh lete hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)