Sardar
American says " In America, marriages can happen with Emails...."
Sardarji "In India, marriages happen with fe-mails.... !!!"
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 658 views
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Iska matlb tm rahul ki behn ho! :-D ...
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I will never marry in my life&. . .
I'll give same advice to my children also.
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