Search Results for 'sardar'
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Gaon Mein Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha Achanak Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya,
Wahan Se Santa Gujar Raha Tha Aadmi Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Sardar Ji Aas-Paas Koi Petrol Pump Hai Kya? Mere
Scooter Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai”
Santa Dimag Pe Zor Dal Ke Kuch Soch Ke Bola
Santa: “Is Time Kahan Petrol Pump Dhoodta Phirega, Raat Ka Time Hai Pani Daal Ke Leja,
Scootar Ko Kya Pata Chalega Ki Pani Hai Ya Petrol“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Tv Kharidne Ek Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola
Santa: “Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?”
Dukandaar: “Hum Sardaro Ko
Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”
Santa Bada Hairan Hua Par Chup Chap Vapis Chala Gaya Par Ek
Mahine Baad Clean Shave Karva Kar Fir Usi Dukan Par Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?”
Dukandaar: “Ji, Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”
Santa Phir Ek Mahine Baad Full Angrej Banke Usi Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha Aur Angreji Mein Bola
Santa: “What’s The Cost Of That Tv?”
Dukandaar: “Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”
Santa Gusse Mein Aa Gaya Aur Galiya Deta Hua Bola: “Saale,
Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ke Main Sardar Hoon?”
Dukandaar: “Kyon Ke Ye Tv Nahi Microwave Oven Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”
Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay Se Maar Do:)
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Se Jab Ek Ladki Na Pati To Vo Mehfil Mein Apne Dosto Ko Ye Sher Sunaya.
Un Ki Gali Ke Chakkar Kaatt Kaatt Kar,
Gali Ke Kutte Bhi Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Ho Na Sake,
Par Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: “Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?”
Santa: “Lassi Bana Raha Hoon”
Banta Gusse Se: “Isliye Log Ham Pe Joke Marte Hai, Itni Lassi Tera Baap Piyega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar jahaz me baitha tha ..Pilot ne jahaz ko orane k lye agy se oncha kya toh sardar pilot se:
je tu one wheeling aali begarti krni aye te menu laa dy.
Sardar Travling In airplane
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
We are running a marathon.
The winner will get prize replied one
runner.
Only the winner will get prize!
Then why others are participating!
Exclaimed the Sardar.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.
Dost:
Grdnain q nai katin
Srdar:
Wo pehly he kti pari thi…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper : There is nothing free
with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Nigger & Sardar Ji visit Gandhi Indian Stadium.
Nigger: Why are all these people running?
Sardarji: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Nigger: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji's Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Sardar Ji: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)