Sardar Travling In Airplane

1 Sardar jahaz me baitha tha ..Pilot ne jahaz ko orane k lye agy se oncha kya toh sardar pilot se:

je tu one wheeling aali begarti krni aye te menu laa dy.
Sardar Travling In airplane

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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