Sardar Travling In Airplane
1 Sardar jahaz me baitha tha ..Pilot ne jahaz ko orane k lye agy se oncha kya toh sardar pilot se:
je tu one wheeling aali begarti krni aye te menu laa dy.
Sardar Travling In airplane
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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