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SARDAR was sitting in toile

SARDAR was sitting in toilet, but potty was not coming....!!
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SARDAR- "ab Aa bhi ja..!! Mai tenu kha thodi javanga....!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar

Zindagi me agar kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to Dil ki suno Wahan se bhi koi jawab na aae to

Anhken band kr k socho k “Ya-Allah kahin me SARDAR to nhi?

NAHIEEEEEEEE!..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
I have windows installed

sardar to salesman,I want pink curtains for my computer,,,

Salesman;But computers don’t need curtains!

Sardar: Oye I have windows installed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt

Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha: main 1100 lungi

2nd sali boli: main to 2100 lungi.

Peechay se 1 SARDAR bola 2310 lay lo, us main FM bhi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar apnay betay

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Got Into A Bus

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket
And Said April Fool.
I Have Pass.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar g 1 Girl k sath

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha

Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha

kuch feel ker rahe ho?

Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 Sardar:

Pathan 2 Sardar:

Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar sharab pite hue

1 Sardar sharab pite hue roo raha tha kisi ne pocha sardar ji kyo ro rahe ho?

Sardar: Jis ladki ka naam bolna chah rha hon uska naam yaac nahi aaraha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In bio practical:

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sardar:I don't know.

Examiner:You failed, what's your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:Jurmana mafi

Teacher:Jurmana mafi ki Aplication
likho..

Sardar:Jurmana kina a?

Teacher:5 rupay.

Sardar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c
5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di
minnt ni krni….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardarji proposes a woman

A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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