Sardaro Par Jokes Isliye Bante Hai

Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha.

Banta: “Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Santa: “Lassi Bana Raha Hoon”

Banta Gusse Se: “Isliye Log Ham Pe Joke Marte Hai, Itni Lassi Tera Baap Piyega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 543 views
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Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie !

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Jaana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhorhnay aaye thay..

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Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.

Bv boli woh kesay.

Sohahr bola . Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

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