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Santa Samundar Mein Dahi Daal Raha Tha.

Banta: “Santa, Ye Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Santa: “Lassi Bana Raha Hoon”

Banta Gusse Se: “Isliye Log Ham Pe Joke Marte Hai, Itni Lassi Tera Baap Piyega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
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