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It was sardar’s wedding

It was sardar’s wedding anniversary. His wife asked:
Shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?

Sardar:
Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar se kisi ny kaha

Sardar se kisi ny kaha,
INDIAN,
flag may tmhara kia hy,
Green4 muslim,
white4 christ,
orang4 hindu,
nothing 4u,
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji calls Air India

Sardarji calls Air India,
“How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”

“Just a sec,”says the receptionist,
“Thank you.” says the Sardar and

hangs up!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tourist & Sardar

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Explains Dukh And Khushi

Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."

The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Desi Sardar Joke

Hindi Man to Sardar: Your wife demanded a car but why did you give her a diamond ring?

Desi Sardar: From where could I get her a fake car?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Sardarji Joke

In a stormy night, a Sikh gentleman came to a pizza shop on his bike to buy pizza.

Funny Shopkeeper: Sardar Ji, are you married?

Funny Sardar Ji: What do you think, my mom will send me to take pizza in this thunderstorm?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chicken And Waiter

One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.

Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?

Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….

Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?

Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….

Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?

Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Apni Bimar Murghi Ko

Sardar Apni Bimar Murghi Ko Bazar Le gaya Bechne K Liye,

Admi: Iska Sar Neeche Q hy

SArdar:Gaon Ki Hy Isliye Shehar Me Sharma Rhi hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
4 Sardar train

4 Sardar train k piche bhag rahe thay 2 charh gay train mein logon ny kaha
WELDONE

Sardar: khaak well done?
Jaana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhorhnay aaye thay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR: kal me bathrom

SARDAR: kal me bathrom vich gia te uthy sap betha C

WIFE: hy o Raba fir tusi ki kita?

SARDAR: kuj nai me sup nu kiya tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya aye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
joke

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
joke

sardar went a mirror shop and said iski garanty kya hai
shopkeeper ise ap 100 floors se niche girao to ye 99 floors tk nahi tootega
sardar wow pack it now

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Ek sardar

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya

Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??

Shit ab phir se girna padega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
son:"dady what is difference

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret

Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.

Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.

Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)