Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Kaat Kaat Ke
Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Se Jab Ek Ladki Na Pati To Vo Mehfil Mein Apne Dosto Ko Ye Sher Sunaya.
Un Ki Gali Ke Chakkar Kaatt Kaatt Kar,
Gali Ke Kutte Bhi Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,
Wo To Hamare Ho Na Sake,
Par Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views
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