Search Results for 'sardar'
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Sardar Replied : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain
2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar complained 2 Police :
Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone
Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
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Sardar : If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara,
Bolo Tararara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,
Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??
Q?
Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha 'PARHNE WALA GADHA' sardar ko ghussa charha Mita ke likh dia' LIKHNE WALA GADHA'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Computer
Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee.
sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)