Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K
SARDAR:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay Se Maar Do:)
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 953 views
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