Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Gaon Mein Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha Achanak Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya,

Wahan Se Santa Gujar Raha Tha Aadmi Ne Santa Se Puchha.

Aadmi: “Sardar Ji Aas-Paas Koi Petrol Pump Hai Kya? Mere
Scooter Ka Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai”

Santa Dimag Pe Zor Dal Ke Kuch Soch Ke Bola

Santa: “Is Time Kahan Petrol Pump Dhoodta Phirega, Raat Ka Time Hai Pani Daal Ke Leja,
Scootar Ko Kya Pata Chalega Ki Pani Hai Ya Petrol“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1264 views

Ek Pad Mara Phir Dosra

GOLU Ne Ek Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Kisi Ne Kha Bhai Sahab Ye Kya?
GOLU: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kam per kiun nhi aye

Malkin:Tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayi
Kamwali:Maine FaceBook P Status Update Kr Diya
Tha
K Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiya
HAVE A SAFE TRIP

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Two Akshar Pada

Munna bhai -Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? Mamu -B.a.

Munna bhai -Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ki b.v

Pathan:parso meri bivi kunwe me gir gai bahot chot lagi chila rahi thi
friend :ab kaisi hai?

Pathan :ab theak hai kal se kunwe se awaz nai aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Numbr 1 Sport

A woman, while touring a small South
American country was shown a
bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our
number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that
revolting?" "No," the guide replied, "revolting is
our number two sport.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)