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Sardar USA mein tha 1

Sardar USA mein tha 1
building mein aag lag gae

Sardar fire fighter se:
tum logo ko nechey phainko
... main catch karon ga.

Pehle 1 larka aya
phir 1 larki
phir admi
phir aurat
Sardar ne sab ko pakar liya

Phir 1 habshi aya to
Sardar ne chor diya aur bola

o kanjro jehray sarr gaye
ne o te na sutto...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857

Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jung mein 8 dushmano ki taangein kaat di thin..

Dost: Gardanein Q nahi kaatin?

Sardar: Wo koi pehle hi kaat gaya tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar got job in BSNL Customer

Sardar got job in BSNL Customer Care.

Customer: Hello, My BSNL Sim locked! What to do?

Sardar: Don't worry, be cool... Remove

BSNL Sim and then use Airtel. Thanks for calling, bye bye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st sardar: oye agar neend

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
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.2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy per knock karta ....

Gangubai: Kaun?

Sardar: mai....

Gangubai: mai kaun?

Sardar: tu gangubai.......

by Hassaan (few years ago!)
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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use SURPRISE doonga..!

by Hassaan (few years ago!)
Tiger ne sardar ko zoo mein

tiger ne sardar ko zoo mein maar dya..
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to aik admi ne tiger se pooocha: tum ne sardar he ko q mara
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to tiger ne reply kya: itni der se meri tarf boli ja rha tha.....
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"ini waddi bili, ini waddi bili

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:Kal mere aba

Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao

2nd Sardar:Ab kese hen?

1st Sardar:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What does Sardarji do

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet?

He makes a photocopy of the white sheet

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sardar train ki patti pay

Ek sardar train ki patti pay leta hoa tha. Ek banday ne pocha: ye kiya kar rahe ho. Train aye to mar jao gay.

Sardar ne jawab diya: mere uper say hawaye jahaz chala gya to train kiya cheez hai :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar ji is filling up a job

Sardar ji is filling up a job application

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Manager asked sardar

Manager asked sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardr student

Sardr student :miss kia ap ny hum ko kal call ki thi?????

Teacher:nhi to q?

Sardar:phr hamry mobile per q likhawa araha tha.

MISS CALL:D:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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