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Earthquake

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
nawa mobile lya aye

Frnd:Sardar g set nawa lita?
Sardar: apni kzn da chukiya ae.
Frnd: O kyun?
Sardar: yaar ohjadun v mildi c kendi c
“tu mera fone Q nai chukda?”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
film main kamkerne ka shok

Sardar Apne Dost Sy:
Yar, Mujhe Film Mein
Kaam Karney Ka Bara
Shoq Hy.

Dost: Tujhy Kis Tarah
Ka Roll Pasand Hy?

Sardar: Chicken Roll

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar become a clever

Sardar: Aj main apni class
di sab tu sohni kuri phasai
ae.

Friend:O kiwein?

Sarder:class Lagi c..
Mani kaghaz da jahaz
bana k uda dita

O teacher de nak te ja
wajeya.

Oney Ghusey wich pucheya
k ae kinnay keeta?

Main os kuri da naa laa dita

phas gayi vichaari

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Total vich kamal

Teacher: Your son is fail.See
his report

Eng-20
Math-15
Urdu-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
Total-98

Sardar:Total wich te kmal e kr dita
ae Es Subject di Techar kon c

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Kurri jawan ho gai

Sardarni:

Kurri jawan hi gai A,

koi changa jeya munda
wekho 26 saal da howay.

“SARDAR”

Jay 26 saal da na milay
te

13,13 de 2 le aawan

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?

GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar
Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri
Parvah Hi Nahi?
.
.
.
.
SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale
Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
1Baalti Mein Paani

Sardar: 1Baalti Mein Paani
Le Kar Ja Raha Tha K

Barish Shuru Ho Gae
Or Barish Ka Pani Baalti
Mein Chala Gaya.

Sardar: O Tuwadi Khair Sara
Pani Gilla Ho Gaya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Paa g Cockroach

Salesman: Paa g Cockroach
K Liey Powder Le Lo

Sardar: Na g Na Cockroach
Nu Inna V Free Nae KARNA,
Aj Powder Le Ditta Te Kal
Perfume Mange Ga

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar Aya

Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar
Aya.
Sardar: Kitnay Paisay
Rakshay Wala: 50 Rupay
Sardar: Yay Lo 25 Rupay
Rakshay Wala: Yay Keya
Sardar: “Te Mama Tu Nai
Naal Beh K Aya”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Matric Pass

Sardar: Interview Deny Gaya.

Officer: Tumhari Taleem Kiya,

Sardar:

L.L.K.M.P

Officer: Yay Kon c Degree Hai,

Sardar: Lamk Lamk K Matric
Pass.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Bachpan Vich Maa Di Gal

Sardar: Bachpan Vich Maa
Di Gal Suni Hondi Te Aj
A Din Na Vekhna Painda

Wakeel: Keya Kehti Thi
Teri Maa?

Sardar: Anni Dya Jadon
Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
Ki..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sheshe ki gurentee

Sardar:
Is sheeshay ki kya guarante
hy?
Dukandar:
Esko 100 manzil se nichey
girao,99
manzil tk nhi tootey ga.

Sardar:
jee Oye!kar dy pack.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
20 sal tak olad nahi hui

Sardarni: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi
Olad Ni Hoi.
.
.
2nd Sardarni:Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?
1st: Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te
Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
“Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Mitthu, Jalebi khyega

Sardar apne tota SE :Mitthu,
Jalebi khyega
TOTA : Bagairta Khud Kha le.
Phle Mirchi khila-khila k
Bawaaseer karwa di ab Sugar
bhi krwyega kya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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