20 sal tak olad nahi hui
Sardarni: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi
Olad Ni Hoi.
.
.
2nd Sardarni:Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?
1st: Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te
Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
“Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya
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