Mitthu, Jalebi khyega
Sardar apne tota SE :Mitthu,
Jalebi khyega
TOTA : Bagairta Khud Kha le.
Phle Mirchi khila-khila k
Bawaaseer karwa di ab Sugar
bhi krwyega kya
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