Sheshe ki gurentee

Sardar:
Is sheeshay ki kya guarante
hy?
Dukandar:
Esko 100 manzil se nichey
girao,99
manzil tk nhi tootey ga.

Sardar:
jee Oye!kar dy pack.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 644 views
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