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below 18 was not allowed

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kept the door

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
latest versions of java?

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
aadmi nahi dikhta.

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sitting on The Top of the Mountain

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
why r all these people running?

Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
horrible looking thing

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)