Paa g Cockroach
Salesman: Paa g Cockroach
K Liey Powder Le Lo
Sardar: Na g Na Cockroach
Nu Inna V Free Nae KARNA,
Aj Powder Le Ditta Te Kal
Perfume Mange Ga
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