1Baalti Mein Paani
Sardar: 1Baalti Mein Paani
Le Kar Ja Raha Tha K
Barish Shuru Ho Gae
Or Barish Ka Pani Baalti
Mein Chala Gaya.
Sardar: O Tuwadi Khair Sara
Pani Gilla Ho Gaya
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 620 views
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