Bachpan Vich Maa Di Gal
Sardar: Bachpan Vich Maa
Di Gal Suni Hondi Te Aj
A Din Na Vekhna Painda
Wakeel: Keya Kehti Thi
Teri Maa?
Sardar: Anni Dya Jadon
Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
Ki..
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