Sardar become a clever
Sardar: Aj main apni class
di sab tu sohni kuri phasai
ae.
Friend:O kiwein?
Sarder:class Lagi c..
Mani kaghaz da jahaz
bana k uda dita
O teacher de nak te ja
wajeya.
Oney Ghusey wich pucheya
k ae kinnay keeta?
Main os kuri da naa laa dita
phas gayi vichaari
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