Sardar: Aj main apni class
di sab tu sohni kuri phasai
ae.

Friend:O kiwein?

Sarder:class Lagi c..
Mani kaghaz da jahaz
bana k uda dita

O teacher de nak te ja
wajeya.

Oney Ghusey wich pucheya
k ae kinnay keeta?

Main os kuri da naa laa dita

phas gayi vichaari

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 585 views

Baby Ki Awaz Ki Recording

Santa :Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

Banta : Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!

Santa :Kyun?
Banta : Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega
Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

To jungle ka kya haal hota ?

Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

50 lo Baat khatam karo

Police wala agr ap ka result acha na aya to ap ka khelna tv dekhna band

Bacha: ye lo 50 aur is baat ko yahen daba do

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pakistani: Mera beta

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.

Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na

Teacher: "dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka" ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.....

Student:sania ka baccha na india ka na pak ka !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)