Matric Pass

Sardar: Interview Deny Gaya.

Officer: Tumhari Taleem Kiya,

Sardar:

L.L.K.M.P

Officer: Yay Kon c Degree Hai,

Sardar: Lamk Lamk K Matric
Pass.

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