Sardar: Interview Deny Gaya.

Officer: Tumhari Taleem Kiya,

Sardar:

L.L.K.M.P

Officer: Yay Kon c Degree Hai,

Sardar: Lamk Lamk K Matric
Pass.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 608 views

Double vaat

Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Contribution and Commitment

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

boyfriends

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Huqooq

Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sab se bra challenge

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya
hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur
last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)