Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar Aya

Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar
Aya.
Sardar: Kitnay Paisay
Rakshay Wala: 50 Rupay
Sardar: Yay Lo 25 Rupay
Rakshay Wala: Yay Keya
Sardar: “Te Mama Tu Nai
Naal Beh K Aya”.

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