Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar Aya

Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar
Aya.
Sardar: Kitnay Paisay
Rakshay Wala: 50 Rupay
Sardar: Yay Lo 25 Rupay
Rakshay Wala: Yay Keya
Sardar: “Te Mama Tu Nai
Naal Beh K Aya”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 817 views
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SHADI SE PEHLE

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SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
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