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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 Sardar: Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain,

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
a thief jumped in2 a sardar's house

a thief jumped in2 a sardar's house and asked:"sona kidher hai?"

sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar:'Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."

Sardar:'If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar orders pizza.

Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking????????Who is the father of second !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!

2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,

Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?

Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Sardar Watching Match

2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary

1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.

2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)=P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'

EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;

SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui

Dusri sardarni: Phir ?

1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar diaaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar and April fool

Santa got into a bus on 1st April.
When conductor asked for the ticket he gave 10 rs and took the ticket and said "APRIL FOOL, I have PASS"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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